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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

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rickydillon: shanehelmscom: daveandjadeotp: avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done three point turn Weren’t expecting that house #I have never seen someone nope that hard before #patiently waits for Social Justice Blogger to rant about how this guys life was on the line and that this isnt funny and we are all dumb LOL That mafaka wheeled out!!  wait what even was that lmao a trash avalanche?? 
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greekg0ds: by inuost
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scrotumcoat: get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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